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Name: Mortis
Birthday: 1/1/1900
Gender: Male


Interests: I like to eat sandwiches
Expertise: I like elephants but I HATE bears.
Occupation: Research and development
Industry: Business


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AIM: MortisConis


Member Since: 3/24/2005

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Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Currently Reading
Chicken Poop for the Soul : Stories to Harden the Heart and Dampen the Spirit
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Sunday, September 25, 2005

My pet fish died, so I buried it. What a blast. This was him.

Once upon a time he tried to bite me.


Monday, August 15, 2005

Hmm... Sorry about not updating.  I just didn't.  Hey everybody, I just found online chapter summaries of the book I'm not going to read.  That is GREAT news, but guess what isn't.  I just didn't save a bunch of money on my car insurance by not switching to Geiko.  I just didn't not spend a little bit of yen on your bike insurance by not staying with Okieg.  That was the most opposite it can get.  I hope no one is mad at me for no reason, because The Yeti is hibernating.  I guess I COULD wake Him up if need be, but He likes the peace and quiet.  He says it's a nice contrast to rampaging down villages all day long and all day night, too.  Guess what.  This:




Those are some things falling down, and then a giant angry squirrel.


Sunday, August 07, 2005

What if all cows were constantly on fire, but nothing else was different?  What if that?


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Sunday, July 24, 2005

Last night I had a dream where I accidentally killed 147 people and somehow it was traced back to my site and then everybody found out who I was, but then I went back in time and fixed it all and nobody knew who I was. No joke. It actually happened.

1. songusthedongus
2. funkmastafletch
3. iwantmyplaydoplz
4. Kat
5. TenHundredBabies

Rap this:
Yo yo, I'll rock your socks, and throw some rocks, I'll even scratch your chicken pocks, all day and night, night and day, it's like "Hey,"  like curds and whey, April and May, silly putty and clay, filly futty and beef with cheese, you say "Please," at Applebees, I'm catchin some Z's, and cuttin some trees, yo man, my dog has fleas, and he pees.. wherever he wants, from the backs to the fronts, he even smokes blunts, and rolls with hoes, and bitches with toes, from the day to the night, you gotta fight for the right, lefty loosey righty tight, just take a match and ignite, your hair's on fire, I bet you desire, some water to put it out, but we don't have any so you died.



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